If I had a superpower it would be....

If I could have any superpower, i would be torn between time travel and teleportation.  There are so many things in history that I would love to see, but if i could teleport i could go anywhere and do anything.  I think i would pick the teleporting.  I would love to just go to Italy, Japan, Australia, Russia, China, Jamaica, Indonesia, anywhere i wanted.  All the time.  I could have all the materialistic things i ever thought about. I would never have to pay for gas again, I could go on awesome dates all the time. I would have an unlimited amount of money.  Life would be pretty great if I could teleport on command.  I would never ever get bored again.  I would watch any huge sporting events, or events that are big in the world today.

Like a ton bricks...

It hit me like a ton of bricks, I couldn't believe that I was in the hospital after getting hit with a ton of bricks.  I was walking down the side walk in Beijing and The Great Wall of China fell on me. It was wild.  I couldn't believe Godzilla knocked it down on top of me.  I was rescued by a group of elite Asian Navy Seals, they rushed me to the nearest hospital.  I nearly died, but luckily they saved my life. If they had not rescued me when they did I would be injured, injured bad.  I am so thankful for the love of the Asian Seals and the country of China.  I had some pretty bad scratches (nothing major).  I wasn't able to walk for about 13 minutes then it all came back to me when they gave me some food and minor medical attention.  Then, as if they had not done enough for me already they took me so see Jackie Chan, and he taught me his karate fighting styles.  We teamed up together and Jackie and I defeated Godzilla!



Do not try any of this at home.  This was done by professionals.