It hit me like a ton of bricks, I couldn't believe that I was in the hospital after getting hit with a ton of bricks. I was walking down the side walk in Beijing and The Great Wall of China fell on me. It was wild. I couldn't believe Godzilla knocked it down on top of me. I was rescued by a group of elite Asian Navy Seals, they rushed me to the nearest hospital. I nearly died, but luckily they saved my life. If they had not rescued me when they did I would be injured, injured bad. I am so thankful for the love of the Asian Seals and the country of China. I had some pretty bad scratches (nothing major). I wasn't able to walk for about 13 minutes then it all came back to me when they gave me some food and minor medical attention. Then, as if they had not done enough for me already they took me so see Jackie Chan, and he taught me his karate fighting styles. We teamed up together and Jackie and I defeated Godzilla!
Do not try any of this at home. This was done by professionals.
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